I Want to Throw Up...

...after watching my Jackets crap the bed on the road AGAIN vs. the Twerps. Ok, where do I begin? First of all Paul Hewitt is responsible for shaving about 5 years of my life from the stress of watching this team attempt to play.
What went right

• Thad Young looked like a stud on the offensive end...too bad it could end up in him leaving.

What went wrong

• We still can't take care of the G.D. ball. We give away turnovers around like halloween candy.
• 6-16 from the line...ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!!!!!
• While I love his hustle and his defense hustle, Mario is being forced to play WAY too many minutes. He clearly is neither a passer or a scorer. He is PERFECT as a spot defender and an energy guy. He is just being asked to do way more than hes capable.
• D'Andre Bell is a effing ZERO on the offensive end and he should NEVER touch the court. I know he's a guy that hustles his arse off in practice, but eff him. Sounds mean, but I hope he transfers. This is not the first mean statement of my life, so I don't feel bad.
• Muha is a lock for crapping the bed in the spotlight. He's a great athlete but consistently looks afraid out there.

I am pretty much unhappy with the entire team including our coach. I know how supremely talented they are, but how they continuously let me down. Reminds me alot of a certain #1 that took snaps the last 4 years. I didn't expect us to beat UNC on the road, they are a great team. But I expected us to AT LEAST be competive at UMD. When I check into AA, send Coach Hewitt the bill.

Picture of the Day

I don't know where to start with this one. Agent Zero is the best offensive player in the league this year (along with the Mamba, of course). Which was better: He's nasty game WINNER last week or the way he mean mugged it off the court? How many of these ABSURD buzzer beaters can one guy make, even if he is a wizard? Absurd is obviously nothing new to Gil...all I'm saying is how can you have a huge tattoo of wildcat on your chest and not use your nipples for the eyes or your bellybutton for the mouth? Mindboggling. Also, a fun game is to count the number of hearts on his torso. I get 6 assuming that the mess on his left peck says "I 'heart' L.A."

Gangsta Note: Taking your shirt off and posing for a picture with an enormous bobble head of yourself is the most ballinist thing you can do with an enormous bobble head of yourself.

Nice Guy Note: The topless picture may have been taken after a game since he gives his jersey to a fan after every home and away game.