Watch Out For Your Cornhole!

A young athlete's life hangs in the balance as the courts in South Dakota determine whether or not "checking oil" is a legitimate wrestling move. keloland.com
And now for the strange twist: Two of the cases happened outside of the ring...on the bus ride home after a match. Honestly son, you must have learned in primary: "You can goose your teammate, you can goose your rectum, but you can't goose your teammate's rectum." Especially while they are sleeping on the bus after a tough meet.

And please pass this along to J. Garcia as well. Thanks, ASB