Picture of the Day
Philly fans are confused. They have a shot of getting into the playoffs with Garcia playing well, but...can they bring themselves to cheer for this guy? Are you currently, or have you ever been, a gay?I think T.O. expressed it best: "Like my boy tells me: If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, by golly, it is a rat."
He then followed up with general comments on having a gay teammate. "I probably wouldn't say anything right off the bat. I'd just see what everyone else has to say. I'd probably keep my distance and, hopefully, he would keep his. Just don't ask me to play center. I'm a receiver. Wait, that didn't come out right. I just want to win, play hard, and catch lots of balls. Damn it. That still sounds gay." OK, I added that last bit.
Hey T.O., what's up with the rat reference? Were the Niners into organized crime? The more traditional (and appropriate) saying is quack like a duck, right? And by the way, aren't you the one that's single, obsessed your body, prances around in tights, and shakes pom poms when you're excited?

3 Comments:
Ever wonder what a penis would look like if it had arms?
I just see this guy pulling an "I'm Keith Hernandez" bit one day.
I wonder what his playboy playmate wife gets out of the fake marriage?
You know he just got done saying:
"What has two thumbs and hates vagina? This guy"
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