Inappropriate Video of the Day

In the spirit of Charlie Brown Xmas comes Suck My Black Ass Charlie Brown. It might forever change how you think of Snoopy and the gang.

I really never thought that I would get the definition of the "flaming amazon" from Linus.

All I can say is wow.



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Quote of the Day

Back to Iron Mike for another one of my favorites:
[To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."

Picture of the Day

Hank Aaron (and really all sports fans) should be angry.

Captions??

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!...I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children." -Iron Mike Tyson

Apparently Lennox Lewis has a blond hair causasian son. I don't know why everyone is laughing, that kid is a goner for sure.

Video of the Day

Anyone want to go toe to toe with this guy?

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Picture of the Day

The caption was cut off. It should read Ronde and Tiki Barber babysitting their queer neighbor's dog, Verdell.
Also, isn't that Tiki on the left.

Quote of the Day: Fergie on God

"I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can't take that away from me, 'cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can't sing, it's kind of like insulting God."
- Fergie tells Vibe magazine

Picture of the Day

For our new segment, we'll start off with some humor. This is Jose's response to Roger Clemens saying of Canseco," When you're under house arrest & you have ankle bracelets on, you have a lot of time to write a book."

Pickle Pranks

If you guys have some time this weekend, I suggest heading down to the park in your best softball league uni and doing this: click this link

Top Ten Dirtiest Names in Sports

10. De'Cody Fagg

9. Homer Bush

8. Albert Pujols

7. Irina Slutskaya

6. Ron Tugnutt

5. Assol Slivets

4. Dick Butkus

3. Johnny Dickspot

2. Dick Trickle

1. Chubby Cox

Please go HERE for pictures and additional information on each athlete.

Question of the Day...

Can you really be an MVP if you are not the go-to guy in the clutch?

I ask because I watched the Spurs vs. Suns game last night. [For those of you not fortunate enough to see the Spurs win this overtime thriller, Fabricio Oberto was 11-for-11 from the field. Impressive, but really not that close to Wilt's record 18-for-18 in '67. Oberto's performance prompted Pops' quote after the game: "He's the ugliest productive player I've ever been around." Backhanded? Also, is any NBA team better at finding these players than the Spurs? Probably not.]
OK. Back to the Question...
Several times in the final minutes of regulation and then in overtime, the Suns obviously needed a bucket. Several times, Steve Nash handed the rock to one of his teammates to take the critical shot. I couldn't stop thinking of Arenas, James, Bryant, and Wade in the playoffs last year. When the game was on the line, these guys had the ball and they certainly weren't dishing to Leandro Barbosa.

So then I began to consider other sports. In baseball, the MVP award almost always goes to the player you would want at the plate when you need a hit and the CY Young goes to the pitcher that gets the ball when it's win or go home. In hockey, wait who cares about hockey? In the NFL, the MVP is similar to the Cy Young - the guy you would give the ball to in a must win situation.

Steve Nash certainly deserves a pat on the back for being a wonderful point gaurd and credit for the statistical improvement of his teammates. However, does Steve Nash deserve the MVP if you can't count on him to win the game in the clutch?

By the way, Nash has been in the league for 10 years now and has failed to guide his team to the NBA Finals, although the Mavs did reach the finals without him in 2006. Give me Wade (ring), Bryant (rings), or Lebron (future rings) all day.

Man, that hater-aid went great with breakfast. At least Nash looks fly with the new bob!

NPH prefers beef

Well, nobody's posted in a while, so I'm going to break the recently formed ice and ruin Mike's afternoon.

Turns out, this quote from NPH is a complete fabrication:
"Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club." (Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle)

Get the whole story about Doogie here.

Although he is best known as the 15-year old M.D. Doogie Howser, he hopes his fans will follow him to his knew role as Doogan Howitzer.