Ron Mexico, Jr.

In case you weren't aware, Nick Saban has actually signed Marcus Vick to a free agent contract with the Dolphins as a "wide receiver/quarterback/specialist," Left out Vick's position assignment were other talents including pistol brandishing, underage alcohol serving, reckless driving, marijuana possessing, statutory raping (allegedly), bird flipping, and defensive lineman leg cleating. No mention of his permanent expulsion from VaTech either. Good luck Dolphins. I'm sure he'll grow out of it real soon. They always do.