The Juice is Leaked!!!
According to our Phoenician friends with the Arizona Republic, Jason Grimsley has admitted use of steroids and amphetamines....allegedly. He also was granted his release by the D-Backs when the Feds caught him with packages of HGH at his house.....allegedly. If this is the end of the road to Grimsley's career, at least he'll always be remembered for stealing Albert/Joey Belle's bat back from the umpire room via the ceiling. Most intriguing is that JG turned over for the Feds and started naming names. They are currently blacked out in the affidavit seen here. This leads one to wonder, who is most likely to be behind those blacked out squares?
Former Teammates
5) Lenny Dykstra - Nails was dumb as rocks and was always hurt.
4) Albert/Joey Belle - No one can get that mad naturally.
3) Mitch Williams - Could Wild Thing be that wild without them?
2) Jose Canseco - the softball.
1) Juan Gonzalez - my lock. Never seen a player so rocked up that could launch freaking bombs get hurt so often doing aboslutely nothing.
Just cause they seem Juiced...allegedly
4) Vernon Wells - McGwire-esque complexion and looks like a LB in center.
3) Carlos Lee - Not so sure you can get to El Caballo size with just some free weights and protein shakes.
2) Roger Clemens - Never saw Hershiser throw a sawed off bat back at Piazza, and the Bulldog is intense.
1) Bret KaBoone - Rubber face and learned to jack 40 overnight.

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In 1991, the Baltimore Orioles traded Jason Grimsley to the Phillies for Curt Shilling. Straight up deal. Oops.
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