Sports Terminology Dictionary

In response to a recent comment by pre-nut, we'll be introducing a sports terminology dictionary to the site. We're still working on the appropriate formatting for this feature, but let's go ahead and get started via comments on this post.

Happy Costner n. Similar to the "happy ending" except that the customer must perform a sexual act on him or herself while the masseuse watches from a distance. "The ad says $100 for a massage from a hot foreign girl, but for an extra $20 you can give yourself a 'happy Costner' while she watches."

Slump buster n. Defined by Mark Grace as the 'fattest, gnarliest chick you can uncover, & you lay the wood to her.' More traditionally defined as an unattractive woman sought by a man for sexual relations in order to improve his sports-playing abilities or his involuntarily inactive sex life. "If it weren't for that slump buster with the bear claw back in '98, I'd still be playing AA ball."

The Big Siesta n. Knoxville Noise and former Georgia Tech center, Theodis Tarver, also The Big Sleepy or The Big Hookah
"The Big Siesta makes me miss Eddie Electric."