Brett Favre can throw a ball 200 yds under water
I got this from a comment on another blog, so I can't take credit, but I do know one thing.... IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK!!!!! (imagine the last part as said by Chapel doing the Sam Jackson beer character - in other words, you'll be f***ing fat chicks in no time)
Brett Favre Monday night drinking game:
Brett Favres name is mentioned = 1 drink
The word gunslinger is said = 3 drinks
Brett Favre interception = 5 drinks
The packers defense is on the field, but they still manage to talk about brett favre = drink for as long as the discussion go on. (grab your fortys)
The opposing quarterback makes a great play but Theisman still relates the play to Brett Favre =5 drinks
Comparison of Ripken streak and his = shotgun
Brett Favre fumbles the ball or throws an interception, and the announcers blame everyone but Brett Favre = Hit the mute button
That's it. You better bring a full case if John Madden somehow gets into the commentary.

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