Thursday, August 24, 2006

Extreme Marketing

Element 21 Golf Co. is going to publicize its new line of clubs with the help of a Russian cosmonaut, who will use one of their clubs to hit a golf ball during a space walk. NIKE is wondering how soon NASA can get Tiger to the moon to prove that he can reach Mars with a sevon iron.

In an unrelated story, Pluto is no longer a planet. Seriously. I guess it is now classified as a dwarf. Is that even PC? Why not just go ahead and call it a midget planet? Or spherically challenged.

Do kids in elementary school now get to tell their science teacher to shove it for teaching the planets incorrectly?


cnn.com

1 Comments:

At 8/25/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Next your're going to tell me that the sky's not blue or that E comes before I. Why did I even go to elementary school?

 

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