Thursday, August 24, 2006

Eddie Griffin Wrecks While Watching Porn

This is a couple months old but it's sports and it's odd and the cops drove him home so I thought I'd post it for anyone who had not seen this.

Minnesota Timberwolve basketball player Eddie Griffin allegedly crashed his SUV into a parked car, $25,000 worth of damage, because he was masterbating to a
pornographic DVD on a TV on his dashboard while driving drunk. He also is accused of bribing the owners of the parked vehicle so that they would not call the police. He, allegedly, says on video, "Whatever kind of car you want. You want a Hummer . . . You want a . . .not a Bentley."

The police did NOT test Griffin for alcohol. What they did was drive him home which is probably what they would do for most people, right?

A 3 MINUTE VIDEO of it is available on youtube.com.


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12 Comments:

At 8/24/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am announcing that this comment board is now the Eddie Griffen nickname contest...

 
At 8/24/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie Erection

 
At 8/24/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eddie "The Yorker" Griffin
-for those in the know

 
At 8/24/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flash 'n Crash

 
At 8/24/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

XXX

 
At 8/24/2006, Blogger Hewwill said...

I like Flash N Crash.

What About "Not a Bentley"?

 
At 8/24/2006, Blogger Hewwill said...

Eddie "Sex N Wrecks" Griffin

 
At 8/24/2006, Blogger Hewwill said...

"Five On One"

 
At 8/24/2006, Blogger Hewwill said...

"Stickshift" or "Manual"

 
At 8/24/2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

5 on 1 is hilarious, bro!

 
At 8/24/2006, Blogger TSHwouldntdothat said...

5 on 1 is amazing

 
At 8/28/2006, Blogger gtspearchucker said...

I can't beat it. Mine suck.

Eddie "Attack the Backside" Griffen

"palming"
"illegal prick"
"two hands on the balls"
"triple threat position"
"no hands on the wheel"
"almost there"
"take it hard to the hole"

 

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